“Oh, so they have internet on computers now!”Tumblr (3.0; @santoselhalper)http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2jbyLXEH1qgp2zyo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want! Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.”</p> <p><em>“The one down the hall?”</em></p> <p>“Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car. Do you?”</p> <p><em>“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”</em></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/16138124232http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/16138124232Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:16:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2j12jOzv1qgp2zyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“This is gonna get worse before it gets better…”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/16137741248http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/16137741248Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:10:14 -0500Chief Wiggum<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt1dp5g4m1qgp2zyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and…are you wearing a grocery bag?”</p> <p>“I have misplaced my pants.”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055840090http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055840090Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:56:13 -0400BelleHomerBart<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt100CeZS1qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I bring you love!”</p> <p><span> </span>“Is that the kind of love between a man and a woman, or the love of a fine Cuban cigar?”</p> <p>“Uhh, I bring you love!”</p> <p><span> </span>“It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!”</p> <p><span> </span>“Break it’s legs!”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055517812http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055517812Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:48:00 -0400AlienMr. BurnsLennyCarlDr. Hibbert<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltt0kxKVmH1qgp2zyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>“Did you have to be so graphic?”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055181143http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/12055181143Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:38:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr87fkZ1tz1qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“The sum of the </span><span>square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to</span><span> </span><span>the square root of the remaining side!”</span></p> <p><span> </span>-<span>“That’s a right triangle you idiot!”</span></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9972130785http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9972130785Thu, 08 Sep 2011 18:50:08 -0400Homer simpson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr87a13XkZ1qgp2zyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“There’s very little meat in these gym mats.”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9971990966http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9971990966Thu, 08 Sep 2011 18:46:49 -0400Lunch Lady Doris<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr86wh8TJE1qgp2zyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“<span>Calm down, Neddily diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly, AW HELL DIDILLY DING DONG CRAP! CAN”T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?</span></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9971647838http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/9971647838Thu, 08 Sep 2011 18:38:00 -0400Ned Flanders<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhhvg1cXs51qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Well, I’m off to market!”</p> <p>“Marge, you’re making a complete fool of yours….oh it’s just Barney.”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3622920281http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3622920281Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:31:13 -0500Barney Gumble<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhhux1Q3e81qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business that first shaky year? Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of “Gigantic Asses”.”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3622779153http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3622779153Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:19:49 -0500Apu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl23tQK6h1qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Man, that is flagrant false advertising!:</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283174931http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283174931Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:14:17 -0500Otto Mann<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl1xjyK9m1qgp2zyo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No TV and no beer make Homer something something.”</p> <p>“Go crazy?”</p> <p>“Don’t mind if I do!”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283107397http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283107397Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:10:31 -0500Homer Simpson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgl1tq3zwU1qgp2zyo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283066674http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3283066674Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:08:14 -0500Rod FlandersTodd Flanders<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lga2g1xHff1qgp2zyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Purple drapes! I’ve always wanted purple drapes!”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3174324349http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3174324349Mon, 07 Feb 2011 21:48:01 -0500Ned Flanders<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg9zarbJyA1qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3173028766http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3173028766Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:40:03 -0500MargeMr. Burns<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg9yub9EGU1qgp2zyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory!</p> <p>*…<span>Legalized gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body! Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah.*”</span></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3172844156http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3172844156Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:30:00 -0500HomerMarge<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg9yktuxCy1qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3172737230http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3172737230Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:24:29 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1946223&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1946223&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1946223&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>McBain: The Movie</p> <p>“<span>Here’s something that I bet even die-hard <em>Simpsons</em> geeks weren’t aware of: when you put all of the McBain clips back-to-back in order, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/3056045300/easter-egg-of-the-day-so-it-turns-out-that-if">they form a mini-movie</a> with a plot and story arc. It’s amazing, and I can’t believe we’re just figuring this out now.” -splitsider.com</span></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3078110589http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3078110589Wed, 02 Feb 2011 20:23:00 -0500McBain<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0ot2hxUX1qgp2zyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0ot2hxUX1qgp2zyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0ot2hxUX1qgp2zyo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0ot2hxUX1qgp2zyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><span><a name="15209977" id="15209977"><br/></a></span></p> <p><span>“Marge: You’ve been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.<br/>Homer: Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge!”</span></p> <p><span>“Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you should throw it away.<br/>Homer: Suggestion noted.”</span></p> <p><span>“Homer: Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.<br/>Marge: Are you going to eat it?<br/>Homer: ………..Yes.”</span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <span> ”Homer: This is all your fault! It… ohh, how can I stay mad at you?”</span> <p><span><br/></span></p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3077944327http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3077944327Wed, 02 Feb 2011 20:15:01 -0500HomerMarge<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg0mldHEU71qgp2zyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Can I Borrow a Feeling? Could you send me a jar of love? Hurtin’ hearts need some healing, take my hand with your glove of love!”</p>http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3077036205http://santoselhalper.tumblr.com/post/3077036205Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:27:00 -0500Kirk Van Houten