“Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want! Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.”
“The one down the hall?”
“Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car. Do you?”
“I sleep in a big bed with my wife.”
“This is gonna get worse before it gets better…”
“Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and…are you wearing a grocery bag?”
“I have misplaced my pants.”
“I bring you love!”
“Is that the kind of love between a man and a woman, or the love of a fine Cuban cigar?”
“Uhh, I bring you love!”
“It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!”
“Break it’s legs!”
“Did you have to be so graphic?”
“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!”
-“That’s a right triangle you idiot!”
“There’s very little meat in these gym mats.”
“Calm down, Neddily diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly, AW HELL DIDILLY DING DONG CRAP! CAN”T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
“Well, I’m off to market!”
“Marge, you’re making a complete fool of yours….oh it’s just Barney.”
“How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business that first shaky year? Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of “Gigantic Asses”.”
“Man, that is flagrant false advertising!:
“No TV and no beer make Homer something something.”
“Go crazy?”
“Don’t mind if I do!”
“Purple drapes! I’ve always wanted purple drapes!”
“You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!”
